I prefer to keep my exact identitty dimensions MYSTERIOUS while blogging to ensure the highest possible ability to be ABSOLUTE TRASH and oppress as many minorities as possible! And also to maintain eligibility in all of the Oppression Olympics categories. So my gender, sexuality, full ancestry, quality of marble used to construct my mind palace, number of headmates, and exactly how much cum/squart i can fit on my face, are unsolved mysteries except maybe to some people who will hopefully refer to me obscurely anyway.
Although I probs bring up random qpoc stuff up when I can’t stand someone claiming to speak for me so I’m full of shit lawl.
swimmin is a squid